Intro: Check the stats sandy kofax can throw fastX4
stats are said here, with funny brooklyn accents...

Chorus: 
Mellow fellow, left arm throw a tantrum (make the air cry)
No Joker, Batman become mad man (he strike you out!)
2 pitches, held physics for ransom (Left hand of gd! A Miracle!)
Best jewish athlete since Sampson

Since sampson...since sampson
Best jewish athlete since sampson (abraham isaac jacob and Sandy)
And all the girls girls say he was so handsome (Paul ringo and sandy)


Youngest in the hall of fame, But we remember the  name
for the game that he didn't play...
Well and also for that perfect game...
(ending sample of ‘he did by culli’ well and also that perfect game)


Verse: (Based on Vin Sculli's call and incorporates Vin Sculli's actual radio of the last inning.)

1 and 2, the count to Chris Krug it is 9:41 PM
29,000 in the ballpark and millioin butterflies sittin the stands to see him

Turn up turn up that radio and change it from that singing
To hear vin sculli say “Fast ball caught him swinging”

If you werent there then you were listening for sure from brooklyn the LA burbs
To hear the Sound (pitch to glove) from the mound as sculli put it ‘“the loneliset place in teh world”

Yo, 0 and 2 is the count
Joe Amalfotono faces the mound,
The ball buzzed by like lightning stirking
“Fast ball swung on and missed strike 3”
Sandy backs off, mops his forehead, His arms are porridge,
Let’s see if he’s got anything left for us
‘2 and 2 to harvey kean, one strike away’
‘Here’s the pitch, swung on and missed, the perfect game..’
‘Here’s the pitch, swung on and missed, the perfect game..’ (The perfect game)

He’ll be rememebered for the game that he didnt play oh and that perfect...

Chorus: No Joker he turn Batman into madman
Curveball pitches held physics for ransom
(scully - he winds up) Fastball go brattat (strike 1,2,3)
Best jewish athlete since sampson (and he’s so handsome )

Youngest player  in the hall of fame,
Put the I m in immortality
beCuz of the game that he didnt play
Oh and that perfect game

That perfect game
And the game he didnt play
Will outlive his perfect game..