ABCDEFG’HI’
Let teh aphabet speak  for itself with letter like, Y
Ther are 2 ‘I’s’ in the constitution
You can’t spell truth w/o ruth in it
And democracy outght to be U N I on track to a more perfect union

Eh, so who wants to play
Come ABC what the alphabet say

Can’t spell truth w/o Ruth thats cute
Let me snatch the ICE off JUSTICE pour it on you
Join me out here on teh edge of knowledge
But afterwards will you join me for opera