Songs for Notorious RBG the Rap Musical
Shoulders Where We Stand
Scene: Two girls going to see Notorious RBG live.
Title: Shoulder Where We Stand Chorus: I cant believe We can, meet and greet and Have a face to face with the face, on the shoulders where we stand There, she stands, (hahahaha) don’t mistake her meekness for weakness she tough as He-Man Like a boulder on the shoulder of Elizabeth Stanton, can’t imagine how their backs not cracked nor collapsin Now her shoulders my stage it makes me wanna start rappin’ Like No no no notorious Or or Oratorios Both from brooklyn, both straight A students, both won awards in middle school when Essays were written and prizes were given cause Their words were hoofbeats that danced with precision Biggie Biggie Biggie, RBG Somehow your words just hypnotize me Like a bull doing a ballet A judge and her mallet, An MC and his Mic stand I can’t believe i can Chorus: We can, meet and greet and Have a face to face with the face, on the shoulders where we stand There she stands…(hahahah) Dont mistake here meekness for weakness she tough as He-Man Lady Liberty: Lamp in My Hand
SCENE: Not Sure.
RBG memorized Emma Lazarus as kid. She has opportunity to recite it but it gets remixed into a rap. I’m the testy S T A T U E, L I B the statue of liberty, see you ain’t heard freedom ring until you heard of me and Emma Lazarus tatted these words upon me: verse 1: to the tired huddled masses and the immigrants so poor I’m lady liberty rappin upon my golden shore i’m different than the statues that you known before snatch lightning out the air, now it’s my mighty torch vet the refused in need of a rescue, to the refuse, i’m your refuge, that’s huge mothers of exiles, you know what it is if you work real hard there’s a better life for your kids... Chorus 1: Every president knows the precedence i’m their girl, i'm referenced as evidence to all the world. that if you try real hard you can make it in my land I put the I can in Amer I can Chorus 2: Put one hand in the air help me hold this torch This land is your land once you enter my doors Equality's my pedigree - you need to understand That the highest in the land must look up to the lamp in my hand |
Man Splaining
Scene: Girl asks,
"Biggie wanted to be the greatest whoever busted/ Did you always want to be a Supreme Court Justice?" Chorus1: 1933!/ it’s an absurdity/ It never would occurred that you’d a heard of me/ A woman’s word?! A woman’s word was discouraged we.../ (Gets interrupted by 1930s men), ‘we’ll take it from here sweet cheeks…’ What?! ‘we’ll take it from here sweet cheeks…’ What?! Chorus2: Mansplaining! Women are expected to be. Mansplaining! Well expecting with glee. Mansplaining! Like 'Teeheeheehee.' Mansplaining! Happy to have married me! You're just an empty vessel with pretty bow So sit back and let me tell you what you already know! Verse 1 Ladies! her pots in her kitchen, Our offices got no pot for her to piss in.’ Ladies! I know how to turn you one G-spot on your Elbow and a lick to the palm Ladies! You’d say ‘goodness gracious, take me back to the basics, scrubbing kitchen floors and Baby baby’s faces’ Ladies!... Immigration of Ginsburgs
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Scene: RBG's Great Grandfather decides to send son to USA because of Pogroms. Setting: The Schetl 1900 Newsies on the street Chorus: Just one American story/ one letter read t' her glory/ just one American story jewish american story/ one letter red to her glory/ (text: The real letters read from NMAHJ) Verse 1: I was told the soldiers rode just to get to pillage As bodies froze, the riders rode on to the next Jewish village I will not run if they come i’ll grab my gun - you have a gun shmueli? You’ll grab your fork, but they are pork - it wont work Shmueli! So many leave, to golden streets,... |
I worked out with RBGScene: At a workout place with people working out and a workout instructor.
Title: I Worked Out With RBG. Scene: Instructor, like the Bailiff, starts before RBG enters. Intro: all rise, please be seated All rise, please be seated Until your thighs are getting heated All rise, please be seated Chorus: hear ye, hear ye workout in session Supreme court is what she is benchin’ She change the station from hip hop to Opera ha ha ha (opera voice) I turn in back she says ‘Can i get a spot?’ RBG: I'm RBG you might of heard of me I work out: exhibit a and b I plead the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th degree 1 pull up pull up: pass the bar 2 pull up pull up: pass the bar 3 pull up pull up: pass the bar You got the strength to be the best of who you are |