Notorious RBG The Mixtape (I Love it When you Call Me Big Savta?)
All over Biggie Beats. See lyrics below with associated images.
ACT 1 Present Day
1. Skit - Two sisters about to meet. One with Notorious RBG shirt totally amped. Older sister a little annoyed at being there.
2. On the Shoulders where we stand
4. Army Skit: Traces RBG's family back to Old Country through World War 2 veteran Cousin Saul in scene 'where you from corporal?'
Act 2 1900 old country to USA.
5. One American Story
6. What is going on?
7. Lady Liberty
Present day again
8. Anne Frank, on Women.
Saul going home - how's your family?
the ones that went to america are alive and those in europe all dead.
With Anne Frank Book and talking with marty...
Act 2 1962. RBG
9. Skit: 3 Strikes against RBG (Woman, Child and Jewish) Mansplaining cut her off again! ... 3 strikes!!! baseball talk at barber shop skit
10. Sandy Koufax
Shoulders Where We Stand
Chorus: I cant believe We can,
meet and greet and
Have a face to face with the face, on the shoulders where we stand
There, she stands, (hahahaha)
don’t mistake her meekness for weakness she tough as He-Man
Like a boulder on the shoulder of Elizabeth Stanton,
can’t imagine how their backs not cracked nor collapsin
Now her shoulders my stage it makes me wanna start rappin’
Like No no no notorious
Or or Oratorios
Both from brooklyn, both straight A students,
both won awards in middle school when
Essays were written and prizes were given
cause Their words were hoofbeats that danced with precision
Biggie Biggie Biggie, RBG
Somehow your words just hypnotize me
Like a bull doing a ballet
A judge and her mallet,
An MC and his Mic stand
I can’t believe i can
Chorus: We can, meet and greet and
Have a face to face with the face, on the shoulders where we stand
There she stands…(hahahah)
Dont mistake here meekness for weakness she tough as He-Man
Ellis Island: What is Going On?
Chorus: What is going on? I dont know I don't know,
I will try to figure it out before i go, before i go!
Verse 1: 8 different language raps 2-4 bars each....
Verse 2: Yiddish 16 bars.
Sandy Koufax: Since Sampson
Intro: Check the stats Sandy koufax can throw fast X4
Chorus: 2 pitches held physics for ransom
Dude 2: Mellow fellow but left arm throw a tantrum
Dude 3: No Joker but Batman become mad man
Best Jewish athlete since Sampson
Since Sampson...since Sampson
Since Sampson... since Sampson
Girls: The Beatles are so cut but Sandy he’s handsome
Rabbi: But we remember the name for the game he didnt play
Everyone: and for that perfect game...
Turn up that radio and change it from that singing
To hear Vin Sculli say “Fast ball got him swinging”
29,000 turn up just to see him
"1 and 2 the count to Chris Krug, 9:41 PM"
Everyone was tuned in every boy and every girl
To hear the Sound from the mound ‘“the loneliset place in the world”
0 and 2 is the count
"Joe Amalfotono" faces the mound,
The ball buzzed by like lightning stirking
“Fast ball swung on and missed strike 3”
Sandy backs off the monunds mops his forehead, His arms are porridge, what's he got left for us.
2 and 2 to Harvey Kean, one strike away
Here’s the pitch, swung on and missed, the perfect game..
‘2 and 2 to Harvey Kean, one strike away
swung on and missed, the perfect game..’
Intro: Girl asks, Biggie wanted to be the greatest whoever Busted/ Did you always want to be a Supreme Court Justice?
Chorus1: 1933! it’s an absurdity, It never would ocurred that you’d a heard of me. A woman’s word?! A woman’s word was discouraged we - (Gets interrupted by 1933 men), ‘we’ll take it from here sweet cheeks…’ What?! ‘we’ll take it from here sweet cheeks…’ What?!
Ladies! Are expected to be, well expecting with glee. (like teeheehee!)
Ladies! her pots in her kitchen, But Our offices got no pot for her to piss in.’
Ladies! You shouldn’t yearn for the infernal workforce
Ladies! You’d say ‘goodness gracious, take me back to the basics, scrubbing kitchen floors and Baby baby’s faces’
Ladies! World War 2 came and sorta erase it…
(goes from silly/jovial to serious real quick..
… ww2 war sounds... the men rapping go off to war...RBG/woman's voice starts coming in muffled at first...: with the hardcore beat back on.: )
Victory gardens or factory stations, Rosie the Riveter took us through our paces, Still catch a chill from the echoes in my memory, Decemebr 9 1941 ‘A date that would live in infamy’ …
Lady Liberty: Lamp in My Hand
Chorus 1: Every president knows the precedence i’m their girl,
i'm referenced as evidence to all the world. that if you try real hard you can make it in my land
I put the I can in Amer I can
Chorus 2: Put one hand in the air help me hold this torch
This land is your land once you enter my doors
Equality's my pedigree - you need to understand
That the highest in the land must look up to the lamp in my hand
Chorus 3 I’m the testy S T A T U E, L I B the statue of liberty, see
you ain’t heard freedom ring until you heard of me
and emma lazarus tatted these words upon me:
to the tired huddled masses and the immigrants so poor I’m lady liberty rappin upon my golden shore
i’m different than the statues that you known before snatch lightning out the air, now it’s my mighty torch vet the refused in need of a rescue, to the refuse, i’m your refuge, that’s huge mothers of exiles, you know what it is if you work real hard there’s a better life for your kids...
One American Story
Characters: Saul/RBG's Great Grandfather Sends Grandfather to the USA
Setting: The Schetl 1900
A little fiddler on the roof of the chorus 1 melody....
Chorus1 (TBW): he was a father, he kissed daughter. …
But then when Father Goes outside chorus 2 starts in by Newsies on the street about America.
Chorus2: Just one america story, one (song) letter read t' her glory just one american story jewish american story…
(text: The real letters read from NMAHJ)
Verse 1: (Shmueli and his friends Gossip about Pogroms and how more and more are sending their children to the US.)
I was told the soldiers rode just to get to pillage
As bodies froze, the riders rode on to the next Jewish village
I will not run if they come i’ll grab my gun - you have a gun shmueli?
You’ll grab your fork, but they are pork - it wont work Shmueli!
So many leave, to golden streets, we send but boys while they are strong Shmueli
Schmueli goes back home and sends Saul to USA.
Chorus 1 melody:
“So pack up, grab your jacket, its cold out on the sea
Take your .. and you haggadah“
Anne Frank On Women
One of the many questions that have often bothered me is why women have been, and still are, thought to be so inferior to men. It's easy to say it's unfair, but that's not enough for me; I'd really like to know the reason for this great injustice!
Men presumably dominated women from the very beginning because of their greater physical strength; it's men who earn a living, beget children and do as they please. . . Until recently, women silently went along with this, which was stupid, since the longer it's kept up, the more deeply entrenched it becomes. Fortunately, education, work and progress have opened women's eyes. In many countries they've been granted equal rights; many people, mainly women, but also men, now realize how wrong it was to tolerate this state of affairs for so long. Modern women want the right to be completely independent!
But that's not all-(hitler and news of Auschwitz)